1. Are you male or female?
I'm female and love pink! It's my fav color in the entire world and I wear it every day

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
December 7th 1941. I came out of the womb to discover I was being fired at. I'm 83.

3. Where do you live?
Liverton MO

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
No, My mom died in Pearl Harbor when Santa was president of the United States of Cuba. And my dad was taken prisoner in the 100 years war when the Mexican's attacked Poland and stole all they're doughnuts. They cried.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
Politics are amazing cuz everything in politics is going so wonderfully right now! Everything is according to plan, and all the other nations LOVE us cuz we're such a perfect nation! GO JOHN MCCAIN 2012 OLYMPICS! HELLS YEAH!

6. Where do you work or study at?
I work in Switzerland as a garden gnome interrogator. Some of those guys are CRAZY!

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
PINK! I LOVE PINK! LOTS OF PINK! And neon green. That too.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I like chocolate peanut butter and frog legs, as well as human toes.

9. How many friends do you have?
I have all of 823 friends and they all love me so much we have fun and do stuff all the time

10. Are you religious? If so, what religion?
I'm an atheist and the founder of Harding College.

11. What is your favorite kind of music?
I LOVE country and rap.

12. Do you have any pets?
I have a pet alien and a moose.

22. Do you do "IT" often?
Every day, all day.

13. Why did you join DA?
I'm not sure, cuz I had TONS of better stuff to do. I should quit.

14. What kind of do art you like?
Ancient nude sculptures.

15. What kind of art do you make?
I have a collage of human ears.

16. Are you famous here on DA?
Extremely.

17. Do you comment/answer comments?
Never. It's a waste of time cuz no one reads them anyway.

18. Do you fav often?
Yup, I'm easily pleased and not picky at all.

19. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
All the time.

20. Do you like quizzes?
Oh, yeah, and I just LOVE to have surgery when it's not necessary.

21. Do you use DA often?
How often is often? If it's more than five minutes a day, then yes. If it's once a year, then maybe.

23. Where did question 22 go?
It's visiting my aunt on Pluto. She's really upset cuz apparently they made it a planet again. She can't take all this change.

24. What kind of gift art you would want to?
I would want art that shows how beautiful I am to. to. to.

25. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Yeah, almost as much as I enjoyed running my hand over a cheese grader for hours.

27. Where did question 26 disappear?
It's tracking down question 22.